shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Shatthew

My otp

"Who's your otp?"
"SHATTHEW FOR LIFE"

by Levi Jeager June 2, 2016

Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016

Shattoed

When one whom takes a dime piece home and gets cock blocked by her brother.

Me: dude you hit a home run last night?
Seth: no I got shattoed

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

shatteu

A lifeless person. Is hated by everyone because he never steps away from his pc.

Wow shatteu sucks at life.
Yes he does.

by Shatteu January 29, 2018