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Shelfing

When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.
The dirty old man was shelfing his younger friend.
by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021
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shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
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Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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Shelf

*eats shelf*
I eat shelf
by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024
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top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004
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Jiggle Shelf

A damn fine booty. One that is phat, yet defies gravity. Kabooty.
Damn, I want to place my goods on that Jiggle Shelf.
by OldManPAt February 28, 2013
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on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole
I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf
by rollon October 4, 2021
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