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Charlie Sheen

by chrisrules April 16, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

The biggest joke in Hollywood, and is incredibly high all the time, while banging his full time prostitutes.
Guy 1: "How much cocaine do you think Charlie Sheen is on right now?"

Guys 2: "I don't know for sure, but probably enough to kill two and a half men"
by Winning Tiger Blood April 3, 2011
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Ed Sheeran

Worst singer ever. Also known as "The Guy Who Ruined My Life Completely".
Person 1: Isn't Ed Sheeran awesome?
Person 2: Please, do me a favor by getting out of my life now. I don't want to talk to you, look at you, sit with you, touch you, etc.
by Salandit230 May 29, 2018
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When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011
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Sheenon

1. Sheenon is an elitist who fondles the hair and hearts of men and women alike. He is a generously handsome prince that should always be treated like the royalty he is.

2. While many question his orientation, he is straighter than the narrow way.

3. Friendly personality has earned him more FB friends than a D-list celeb, though he only has one true BFF.

4. His idea of living on the edge includes rollerblading on busy streets after dark, riding his vespa (without a helmet), and bending like a pretzel in the tiniest of yoga shorts. He can be found at various runway shows, photo shoots, skinny-dipping in the ocean, or making jam (generally not all at once).

5. Don’t attempt to seize his heart, it’s already been captivated by the temptress.
That dapper prince must be a Sheenon
by thetemptress February 8, 2010
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Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

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by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011
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head sheen

To have a really big head, usually made more obvious by a small body or neck.

Also can be related to Sheen family of actors (Martin, Charlie and Emilio Estevez), who have dense foreheads.
"Man that Joe Buck's got some head sheen."

"Rihanna's hot, but boy does she have some sheen on her head."

"I wanted to borrow Joe's hat, but it was too tight because I've got too much fucking headsheen."
by Flashbang11 December 24, 2008
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