An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
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Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.
Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.
Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!
Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!
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burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
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