search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

self searching

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.

i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.

by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009

club search

The inevitable search that ensues any time a group of people leave a club. Typically the search is for missing purses, cell phones, digital cameras, scarves, hats or gloves.

Club searchers are easy to spot as they are all lifting up seat cushions, checking coat and pants pockets, and looking in dark corners of the club.

I left my camera right under my coat, but couldn't find it when we were about to go. I had to lead a club search and found it under a table.

by H-Dave January 4, 2006

Attic searching

to get a blow job or anything else in the mouth

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat

by ginger02644 May 1, 2009

comment search

One of the worst features added on YouTube. It is often used by stalkers, usually to reply a single person's comments with retarded comments.

How the heck did that idiotic user find my comments? Oh yes, he was using the comment search! If it wasn't for this stupid feature then I won't get as much retarded comments waiting for me!

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

Search and Rescue

When the internet answers a question directly from your textbook

Last night, I had to go through a search and rescue to finish those chem problems.

by Baethoven January 2, 2016