sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

Shahed

The name Shahed is a baby girl name. It originates as an Arabic name meaning "Honey"

She was as beautiful as Shahed.

by CoolGirlForever2010 December 3, 2016

Hootenanny Shakedown

A good old fashioned party
See Hip-hop Knees Up

That was a fantastic hootenanny shakedown

by Barbara & Sue April 14, 2005

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback September 1, 2012

shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008

Shaped

1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.

"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."

by I AM ROMAN March 15, 2009