shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

shai'heem

yrn juss trynna make it. smokes alot an usually has sex allot. lol shai'heem got stamina. doesn't really mess with anyone except thoes he known for awhile. but at the same time is young, wild, and dumb. dont let him talk to any female you plan on having in your life.... cause you'll lose her 😪 a shai'heem is something you cannot be it is a power that only a shai'heem couls withstand. his charm is unremarkable an you'll never forget him even if you tried. something lik a heartbreak kid. yea shai'heem took my girl. shai
heem

"girl shai'heem just put it on me!"
"oh shit! that's shai'heem"

by Wish I Was Shai'heem June 18, 2018

saimin

what hawaiians/haoles call top ramen. tastes best when served dry, smashed into small bits with your auntie's wooden spoon and with at least three seasoning packets.

did you just say "ramen" and not saimin?? are you from the fuckin mainland lolo??
braddah they having a sale on saimin at KTA

by ONE DOLLA August 10, 2017

shahmin

orang yang gila

ahhh shahmin is a bad person. dont close with him!!

by lilo.pop April 23, 2018

Shagmin

The practice of undertaking or receiving a sexual act whilst working. (Shagging/Administration)

Person 1 : What did you do last night?

Person 2: I bent Hannah over the desk smashed her back doors in and completed the end of year accounts by resting the laptop on her back at the same time.

Person 1: Shagmin?

Person 2: Fuck Yeah!

by John Smithelwate January 8, 2018

Shaide

A woman who is known for sleeping around. She has multiple lovers and will go to bed with anyone who shows her the slightest not of interest regardless of their relationship status.

Tom: I came home from work and caught Rhonda in bed with 2 other guys!
Mike: Wow! I never expected her to turn out to be such a Shaide!!

by Shaide July 15, 2018

Shagmin

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits

Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing

by Arcwords October 10, 2018