service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.

Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"

by Crazyjuggerman February 17, 2022

laptop rental service

It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.

Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service

by Astrophile April 02, 2021

Internal Revenue Service

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).

IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...

by SubIeveI February 18, 2023

Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

by Downstrike December 02, 2004

no shoes no shirt no service

I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".

Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"

Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".

by Joeyy! January 08, 2014

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 20, 2010