Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Industrial Service

Despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. An industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. Generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.

Friend 1: "Man, I was so pissed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so I kinda had to laugh along."
Friend 2: "Wait, we were in on it? What do you mean?"
Friend 1: "Evidently, Friend 3 tipped her so she would do it."
Friend 2: "Is that why she never got my drink right? She just kept giving me waters and club soda."
Friend 1: "No, that one was my industrial service."

by Yuri Tarded February 16, 2015

natural service

submissive sexual intercourse.

this escort said:
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by bernie bernie August 12, 2017

public service announcement

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.

Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement

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National Service

Allowing gays in the military.

The DADT aff produced by Clark McIntosh DDI 06 is really topical under this definition of National Service.

by Meekrok July 22, 2006

self service

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

by red1845 April 26, 2010