Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.

dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

sebastian sierra

All the teachers love him including the lunch ladies and the janitors

I wish I was a Sebastian Sierra

by Sdsandb February 25, 2017

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017

samasia

a weird lovable peanut head. she can be HIGHLY HIGHLY annoying, but she is lovable and loyal. she loves food, and is very very pretty. and despite her weirdness, she is going to be the best person you know.

Person A: Susan is so dumb and mean.
Person B: You should get friends that are like Samasia, they're the best kind of people to associate with
Person A: How would you know?
Person B: Because my best friend is named Samasia!

by ninjathatsmashedyourmom April 22, 2017