The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!
Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.
Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.
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“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
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Get the Selective Dumbness mug.Much like the term ‘selective hearing’, selective bitch is when a female chooses who she is bitchy towards, or where and when she would like to be bitchy.
She was such a bitch about it then, but now, she doesn’t seem to care, talk about a a selective bitch.
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Get the selective bitch mug.A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
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I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
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