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secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.
"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.
Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family
by RacheRache May 16, 2018
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Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.
by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011
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secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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Secret Running

n. one who runs alone in conventional garb because its faster, when they think no one is looking.
1. "I go secret running often, but I don't really tell anyone about it", said Geoff. 2. Becky and Marge saw 14 secret runners in New York City that morning.
by Dr. Pizzabagel O'blader March 24, 2009
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Secret Saturday

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday
"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday
by PauseunPause August 19, 2013
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Ed Hardy Security

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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