Schmokuddle

Schmoozing somebody whilst cuddling and smoking.

We are having a lovely schmokuddle by sharing this cigarette as we chat, flattering and schmoozing each other, whilst cuddling.

by Napaulalie January 24, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

Scamooch

Scooch over

Dave: Scamooch you're in the way
Lily: Oh okay

by Dictoners September 25, 2025

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008