Scrublord

In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".

Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.

by Warrio September 12, 2009

Triangle Scrub

A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.

Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."
Cristian- " Your an ass dude, why'd you cheat!?"
booty balls penis washing

by SPHS Student June 27, 2009

scrumchucking

Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom.

After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucking like you wouldn't believe.

by ViciouJ April 29, 2004

scrudnium

very hard to clean off of something, comes from being frustrated with trying to get parts clean

this engine part is covered in scrudnium

by Jim Geddes October 13, 2004

scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005

scrumptless

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

scrublite

A word nobody fucking cares about except a nerd, which he uses to try to seduce goddesses and fails miserably at doing so.

"Hey gorgeous...you're a scrublite. Wanna go out sometime?"

by piratehooker6903 April 28, 2009