Trust the science

A slogan conceived by the same group of people who believe there are 500 genders. It is often regurgitated by scientifically illiterate teenagers and adults who are staunch communists and have not earnt their first paycheck.

'Trust the science, bigot. Not wearing a piece of fabric over your face is literally murder',
or,
'Well aCtUaLlY, every part of my body apart from my brain is female, so I mUsT bE a BoY. Trust the science, bigot'.

by bigboobies007 February 16, 2022

ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.

Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.

by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Health Scied

The act of being caught up in an assignment/essay/test and becoming worried, anxious, stressed and panicked unnecessarily because of the influence of your peers even though the assignment/essay/test isn't a big deal.

"I'm totally freaking out about this essay"
"Whatever, I'll finish it later tonight"
"Ya good idea, maybe I've just been health scied"

by CovertLOL January 19, 2010

Rocket Science

Gas + Flame = Altitude

Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.

by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

scienterrific

A discovery, invention, or even an experiment that is down right righteous!!!!

Bill Nye the science guy is Scienterrific!!!!

by Mark Hunter, Todd Sanoy January 17, 2008