shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

scutterbucket

A dirty man who talks a lot of rubbish (scutter).

A habitual liar, who often tells lies to impress people in the surrounds of a public house, whilst horrifically drunk.
A tramp who goes into pubs (usually Irish ones) with just enough money for a drink (usually cider). Buys drink then proceeds to annoy the locals with his drunken, abusive behaviour, bad odour and incontinence problem.

"Drink up and get the f**k out, ya f**king Scutterbucket c*nt ya!

"Get f*cked ya Scutterbucket b*stard! She wouldn't touch ya with mine"

by Paul C 1981 May 1, 2006

Scattergories

2nd base in Christian baseball

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.

by accordingtotosh July 5, 2010

shitter

a shitter is a toilet you bloody wankers!

by Nate June 6, 2003

Scatter!

The act of which a group of people (usually men) run in different directions (scatter) to avoid confromation from and unreliable source or trouble.

Oh man there is the principal, SCATTER!

or just simply

SCATTER!

by Kevin Fletcher June 14, 2007

shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

reverse shitter

when your having sex with someone, and then you turn them around, and shit in their ass, and then they shit out their shit, which is made up of your shit, which you previously shit in their ass.

that kid is such a cooz. im gona give him a reverse shitter.

by ballcuzzi April 18, 2005