Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011

wear a scarf friday

a weekly event that everyone should participate in. this trend was originated in the winter of 2010, and should live on forever. if an individual chooses not to take part in this event they are secretly made fun of.

hey look! she's participating in wear a scarf friday!

by trendy123456 January 21, 2011

scarf knot

A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.

Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.

by Mobius May 13, 2005

schargel

To have semen come out of one's nose, usually when surprised.

That dude in the airport bathroom totally schargelled when I told him I was a cop.

by ToolMaster September 18, 2007

Scarfy

an adjective, a nasty mangy looking object, person or animal.

My moms dog is full of fleas and very scarfy.
or
Stop giving me the scarfy pillow!!

by chere577 June 24, 2012

tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

by Stone&Ed August 11, 2008