scootinany

The Process of taking off all your clothes, and rubbing your anus against the fur of a shag carpet. While scream reading Mein Kampf on live tv.

Look at that Rob is doing the scootinany, I now respect him more than I used too

by FotnawCarllo June 28, 2018

scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018

Scoot

An adoopt

Scoots an adoopt cos him mom didn’t aboot (commit prenatal murder/terminoot)

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018

Scoot

A heavy rocket league player who is insane at all air rolls, double touches and rotations.

Scoot just went off!!

by Zseeder October 22, 2019

Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020

scootamaroo

A thingamabob but better, best thing on Earth!

I love to play with my scootamaroo

by Scootamaroo July 6, 2020

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020