When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.
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I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
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I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
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