salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Salmonilla

A vanilla flavored salmon.

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .

Samonta thick thick .

by Therealniya October 6, 2019

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020

Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020

Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

Shammondtel

A sexy, petite young lady that likes to draw and loves K-pop. She has an amazing body and can cook for the most part but do not take the chance with her meals. A shammondtel will be shy and awkward at first but will open up with time, she cannot handle average and bigger sized dicks, but will try her best to please you when the time comes. She will be very horny at times so you will be in for a rough time if you don't have that back strength ( that thrusting capability). She is a freak to a limit. This person is very ambitious but is kinda lazy. A shammondtel will be faithful to you after you have proven that she can trust you.

That girl is getting so much attention, she must be a shammondtel

by Vociferous king November 20, 2020