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sunrise sampler

It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
by t a g August 26, 2005
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DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.
1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"
by kingoflb September 10, 2006
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core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis
Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.
by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003
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Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name
Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."
by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008
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Sampreetha

A sweet and chubby girl who is always there for her friends.Keeps her friends as the priority and loves them a lot.
U r lucky to have sampreetha as your friend
by dubakkur September 3, 2020
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sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.
Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"
by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007
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sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).
Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"
by r6ver February 4, 2019
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