Samsang

The correct past tense of Samsung.

Hey, I got a new iPhone!
What? I thought you used Samsung?
No, I got rid of that Samsang years ago.

by TheAllKnowingRamen May 18, 2016

Symran

A stupid bitch who makes lame ass jokes and has daddy issues but she’s kinda cute. If you come across a Symran stay the fuck away because she’ll ruin your life

Boy: “Bro that Symran girl is soo hot”
Kyle: “Dude she fucking sucks”

by KTJ2121 August 10, 2020

sumsabitch

Short hand talk or "trunc" ( see trunc ) for son of a bitch.

That goddamn sumsabitch 'oer der is asking for trouble

by Tyler B. January 14, 2004

semsa

someone with a fetish of taco sauce

"do you want to double the beef?"
"must...resist...the SEMSA!"

by shuvahduh April 24, 2009

Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.

sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.

by HippieChuck January 19, 2011

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

Sympathy Digit

The term given to the sneaky fingers that are slipped after you have failed to get your female partner to climax during intercourse.

yeah mate, it'd been like 2 weeks, so i had to slip her the sympathy digit after I had finished

by Satisfaction King June 15, 2011