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stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.
Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.
by pigma dengar June 16, 2010
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open stalking

To stalk a person with the intention of being caught or being noticed either physically by following the person or online
When do some open stalking when I am bored
by Genghis can't February 18, 2019
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Glympse stalking

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.
by LPGreycat May 12, 2017
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Softly-stalking

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person
She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week
by SweepIt June 8, 2015
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Unintentional stalking

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.
Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body
by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010
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Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).
This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.
by Tankai July 1, 2014
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table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
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