Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

steam blowing

When two guys are so oblivious to looking gay they don't realize it. What they do know is that they have a problem, but instead of facing it they party, which really means to triangulate a damsel in distress into a hit and run to try to make her look bad to shield the truth she speaks and everyone sees.

Haven't you noticed? He's got to be steam blowing him.

by Blowing bubble chasing rainbow May 14, 2017

steam roll

verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.

related: owning

background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.

Listen to how I steam roll this guy.

That guy in my history class was steam rolled yesterday when he thought he know more about WWII than me!

by tikal8 October 28, 2009

Steam Train

While having a girl under the blankets, giving you your pleasure, get her all sweaty and steamy...before ejaculating yell out "TOO TOO" then push her head down and fart in her mouth and continue to ejaculating like a steam train blows smoke!!!

Dude One: Dude my balls hurt...
Dude Two: Why?
Dude One: Cause i give that girl a steam train!!!
Dude Two: WHAT...DAMN!!

by Jaike Burlison March 8, 2010

steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.

Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!

by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012

Steaming the wagon

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

by Milt Deezy May 25, 2007

Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

by relic_season April 7, 2020