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Double standard

If a male gets his dick chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world gets to laugh because he was probably a rapist and an abuser, at least that is the accusation, but if a female got her tits or other parts chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world is expected to weep for such a brave soul (even if she might have been someone who wasn't a nice or good person).
It's a double standard when the lives of one sex are treated like junk/garbage, and the lives of another are treated like critical and revered.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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American Standard

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.
Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.
by seed323 February 25, 2010
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Mac Standard

by James W. May 5, 2003
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bi-standard

A very uncommon misspelling of "bystander", used occasionally by benevolent Wichitans.

Also, could be a euphemism referring to bisexuality. This is not confirmed as of yet.
"...there were innocent bi-standards..."
by mrtiddles May 22, 2007
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Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.
Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.

Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
by Hankscolts March 7, 2012
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The Hamilton Standard

An unimaginable and unattainable prestige of pilot that consist of having all knowledge and experience of aviation. Only the elite of Hamilton decedents can obtain such an honor. This standard allows you to have special privileges, a desire for dramatic situations, and an attention span only matched by small insects.
George: "I wish I had an extended deadline on our aviation test."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."

Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."

Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."
by KeetTacular December 5, 2009
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Telepathic double standard

When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
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