table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move

Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you

by blockandstockcreator January 19, 2022

Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone

A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him

by Vona April 30, 2020

waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.

Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk

by Kleatus June 16, 2020

Bing Stalk

to use Google Maps or Bing Maps in the aid of stalking. the name for a person who Bing Stalks is a Bing Stalker

"wow, it looks like that guys Bing Stalking his friends girlfriend. what a loser."

by CornCob McGee July 2, 2009

Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."

"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."

by Overlord0 November 3, 2023

Ad-stalking

The was Google follows your browsing habits and then displays ads based on the sites you have been to.

Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.

by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015