Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

by CaptainObvious69 June 04, 2018

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 31, 2019

Jungle Speed

Marijuana that has been laced with Cocaine, Meth, or PCP.

Dude 1: Yo, this is some dank weed.
Dude 2: Let me get a hit, wait is this clean or jungle speed?
Dude 1: Oh yeah... That's jungle speed man.

by kintz_09 September 06, 2015

corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

by Thriving July 03, 2013

Speed Seeing

Ultra efficiently viewing, seeing, experiencing and enjoying sights.

During a day in Yosemite the Speed Seeing Couple was able to experience 3 days worth of sights by not lollygagging. Blasting past each tourist filled stop.

by marble_player December 04, 2010

Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.

Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo

by BentheGod October 07, 2020

speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016