Southern crickets

This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia

“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Max_im_cunty_bitch May 24, 2019

jay southern

the name given to people who have a giant peen

big dick jay southern will be here soon

by packman_ November 14, 2022

Southern fuck

What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.

I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.

by Bigslongsurvivor March 24, 2022

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020

southern mullit

A hairy region shaved in a straight thick line on a females anatomy.

I went down on this girl last night and she had a damn southern mullit looking just like a skunk and it smelt like one to.

by Simeon Watts November 4, 2004

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021