Southern Polytechnic State University

A school located within the city of Marietta, Georgia, most noteable for its extremely aggravating circumstance of lack of females and its resulting devastation of young men who come there hoping for new opportunity..

1. Welcome to Southern Polytechnic State University - where our women look like horses yet even so you won't be getting any because even they are all taken...

2. SPSU is 99.3225% male

by anonymous dissapointed virgin September 14, 2007

southern lunchbag

the act that consists of two people while a man and woman are having sex the man vomits in the womans vagina and staples it shut

man I gave Becky a southern lunchbag yesterday

by jim grupon October 19, 2014

Southern Stepos

It is the act of toe banging a girl while she is simultaneously giving you oral pleasure.

I had the best time last night when I was showing you the Southern Stepos

by Oliver_Wilson April 15, 2009

southern style biscuit

n. the act of taking a shit in your lovers mouth while masturbating. your lover then pinches your left buttcheek to signify he/she has a mouth full of feces. one then positions themself properly to ejaculate on top of the feces giving the appearance of syrup. then, as an option, you may or may not make out with your lover and consume the mixture.

Christopher loved his boyfriend so much that he did a complete southern style biscuit with him.

by howardversion1 July 30, 2010

southern swing

a noose used back in the day for hangin coulored people in southern states, poupular with the kkk

the cotton picker next to the Mcormics house was talkin to a white girl this mornin so now we gotta go make us a southern swing

by heizenburg May 1, 2010

Southern Prep

A Southern Prep is a WASP who lives in the south and who vacations in some spot like Sea Island, GA, St.Simon's Island GA, or some posh island in Florida. They don't rock abercrombie and they wear polo or Brooks Brothers Shirts. The wearing of the collar "up" is optional. They live in some rich neighborhood like Buckhead. He or she usually goes to a prep school like Westminster in Atlanta.

Look at that southern prep. Does he live in Buckhead? He can't be from Martha's Vinyard with THAT accent!

by Clayton Seth August 4, 2004

southern fairy

1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration

that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy

by third place April 24, 2003