by TotallyAHuman November 8, 2022
Get the smut mug.A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
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by worship.ian December 23, 2022
Get the smut mug.n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
Get the Closet Smut mug.Refers to (typically women) who indulges in or enjoys reading books with overly explicit sexual content a.ka. smut. Made popular by Booktok, these women normally only read books within the romance or erotica genres.
"On BookTok, she proudly calls herself a 'smut slut because she loves those books with all the spice!"
by TheHonourGuard May 28, 2024
Get the Smut Slut mug.Guy: I want to buy this latest survival game for my 3090
Me: Don't be pulling a Smut! You won't play it, just another game to your collection wasted
Me: Don't be pulling a Smut! You won't play it, just another game to your collection wasted
by The One Who Speaks February 5, 2021
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