smelf

(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.

smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)

I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.

I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.

by baubo September 22, 2009

smeaf

an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)

I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.

by christovich79 September 19, 2005

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019

university of sheffield

Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.

I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.

by Wig?wig. March 25, 2018

smuff

a cross between a glomp and a huggle

*smuffs* ^^

by Christine September 20, 2003

smuff

A term used to make a point that something not intellectual has been spoken.

Kate: Veal is good.... Oh... but I've never had it before...
Shilo: Smuff! (Very loudly, to make your point obvious)

by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003

smelfie

Sexy motherfuckin selfie

Jose took a smelfie and got so many likes on instagram

by jessinator May 12, 2015