I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
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