sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021

Sitting on quids

To be in a position of wealth.

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"

by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011