unc scare

An "unc" or anyone older than you jumpscares you by appearing out of nowhere.

I got unc scared vro I just want to play a game gng 🥀💔

by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico November 3, 2025

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half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

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Chicken Scared

Adjective. Chicken scared. (Idiomatic) used to accuse an individual of being scared when the accuser cannot remember the noun chicken shit

Josh: Yeah, what do you think I am?. Chicken Scared!?

by TheRealRomas3110 December 24, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

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Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022

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