salamidzy

The best official and 1# Yuna stan from Itzy.

salamidzy is the most funniest Midzy!

by bestmidzylol December 19, 2021

Salame'd

When you walk the ball into another nigga's goal with EASE

I was playing FIFA with my boi and was just styling on him, even salame'd the ball into the net.

by shadowbxr January 10, 2023

Salisbury Salami Slayer

An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.

Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.

by Mama Schultz April 24, 2009

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

Hot Salami

The action of slapping a person with a hot and sweaty dick

My friend hot salamied someone at his birthday party

by oledad27 January 16, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.

"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"

by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018