Smack Kayden’s ass day

November 30th smack Kayden’s ass day

Person 1: hey it’s smack Kayden’s ass day

Person 2: I know that

#smackkayden’sassday

by Smack Kayden’s ass day November 30, 2019

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Sassystripe

verb. 1. to put a basic bitch in their place

2. to remind a hoe to stay in their lane

3. to make sure everyone knows an irrelevant bitch is irrelevant

4. to remind all crusty sluts to stay away from the plastics if they do not have a death wish

person 1: did you hear about spookinstyles?

person 2: yeah she fucked with the wrong group. the plastics sassystriped that ass

by plastic bitchxoxo October 25, 2012

sassassin

The king of sass; the sass master.

That Herbert Hoover was quite the sassassin.

by TacyeoP August 26, 2015

Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.

by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.

Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008

claire's ass

The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

by Mattk26 February 25, 2017