sack mapping

shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.

1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."

2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."

You: "me either, lets sack map it."

by the dick fart September 23, 2011

sack wrangler

Male homosexual. Fag.

Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.

by FilthyJock February 27, 2006

Sack of Dicks

A total and complete dick. Such a dick that one does them no justice. Therefore, the mega dickhead is now a "Sack of Dicks"

Mike is a total Sack of Dicks

by Mikeslover January 27, 2009

sack chasers

A female that wants to bed a male to get his money. Ultimate jackpot for a sack chaser is a guy that has money and she gets pregnant. Cha-Ching$$

I may be fine, but I ain't no sack chaser. I can take care of mines.

by Babee September 21, 2004

sack of crap

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.

by DumbWoob May 14, 2004

Sack Jester

A bitch who likes to toy with the ballsack too much while giving a blowjob.

1. "How was your date with Suzie last night?"
"Bro that bitch is such a sack jester"
"Toyed with the balls too much?"
"Word yo"

2. "She nibbled my nuts for 20 minutes. sa-sa-sack Jester"

by RoflcopterSoi June 11, 2006

sack whack

a vicious frontal attack on one's genitals

also can be referred to as a jimmy sack whack or a jimmy tap

"Hey whats up, Owwww...Why'd you give me a jimmy tap?"

by Beegis June 23, 2006