Russ D

If you seriously have to look up who this guy is then get the fuck off this site and hang yourself.

Yeah I just partied with Russ D.
Who?
Dude. Why are you alive?

by Trick ass hoe November 27, 2007

Russel Branding it

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan

IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010

Russian Pamphlet

When you spit in her pussy, and proceed to stick a piece of paper inside the vagina and light it on fire

Yesterday I got so turnt that I tried the Russian Pamphlet

by analplug December 4, 2019

Russian Breakfast

A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish

On some days I just need a Russian breakfast

by Urgot March 25, 2020

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Russian sleepover

Getting hammered drunk on vodka, having sexual intercourse, and passing out while inside a female, before or after reaching climax.

Dude, Ike was so wasted last night he gave Tina a Russian sleepover.

by John Jacob jingle Hammersmith August 29, 2013

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007