hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Roof nigger

Mexican
They work on roofs

Kind of like sand nigger

They got a whole bunch of roof niggers up there laying shingles on that roof

by Dankgrant01 February 5, 2025

raise the roof

a way of fucking something up best shown by the king of “raising the roof” lucas, from NCT.

“i’m about to raise the roof, when it comes to that test i haven’t studied for.”

by sabctrl August 19, 2022

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 28, 2024