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Definitions by Waynesville

Iron Ceiling Dryer

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.
Iron Ceiling Dryer by Waynesville November 2, 2020

Apartment Streaking 

The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.
Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.

Ghetto Popsicles

Kool-Aid popsicles made in an ice cube tray with toothpicks, a popular stonerfood in hotter regions.
1. Mom just made us these red flavor popsicles and said we could have as many as we want.

Response: That's because they're Ghetto Popsicles.

Drinking Wagers 

Bets made in any situation involving pickup games and alcohol, most notably between members of the same sex wherein the winner, by the conclusion of the night, has either had the most digits, or in the case of females, the most drinks.

See also take one for the team, cockblock, P.U.A.
Ie.- After having had over 12 free drinks, she ended up winning the drinking wagers
Drinking Wagers by Waynesville July 28, 2014

lower the roof

An expression arising in the condition one finds himself or herself in when competition becomes too serious, originating from business slang.
An expression antonymous with raise the roof
Ie.- Damn, business is down.

Response:LOWER THE ROOF!
lower the roof by Waynesville July 28, 2014