Rob Roof

An imaginary figure that has illusion of a large volleyball block when playing on a standard 8' height men's net. The reality is that "Rob Roof" is really only 1/4" over the net and was able to block the hitter merely because the opposing setter didn't set the ball high enough.

Occasionally, "Rob Roof" will block someone with a vertical 10 times of himself and will react in a frenzy, jumping around, yelling, and basically making a fool of himself. This phenomenon is known as little man syndrome.

It is best to just smile at "Rob Roof" when he is acting this way and say nice job rather than enraging him, otherwise you may risk being put on his tea bag list.

Damn, Rob Roof is going crazy over there at the block he just had even though we're playing on a women's net and he just stuffed a 9 year old girl.

by You know who Tara January 28, 2009

Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

by ysmisu August 23, 2011

hit the roof

become very angry at sb/sth

I hit the roof when I saw him go out with his ex-girlfriend

by WENDYNGUYEN December 29, 2018

I'm On Your Roof

A sexual term used for prank calling an individual, Saying you are on top of them or Telling someone your on there roof as a prank call trying to make them look up on their roof. Phrase first created by a famous gamer known as Crackbone.

Individual:Hello?

Pranker:Hey I've been wanted to talk to you about something.

Individual:What?

Pranker: I'm on your roof.

Individual:Your on my roof?

Pranker: yeah half of the male population could have said that at one time or another.

Individual: What the f*#k?

by Mr.OrangeGlow December 10, 2009

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.

Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

roof

to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore

(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."

by joanna_grace October 18, 2006

ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMASCJSMEPAMDICFSD

Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants While Masturbating To Love Sex Magic Because It Is A Good Sex Song And Then Killing Myself Because I Laughed Too Muchand soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter

1:Peter! i lost the last game for the fking lagg
2:U should to change ur internet connection ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMASCJSMEPAMDICFSD !!

by CANATA March 8, 2010