revotution

Another word for yo mama

"Revotution is so fat that she wears two different watches for each of the time zones she's in."

by Evanisamazing8 October 8, 2021

Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

the matrix revolutions

the greatest movie of all time.

Don't doubt it bitch.

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.

MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.

by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008

resolutionists

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

by mickcp January 21, 2014