rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

rectal feeding

the act of infusing liquid or medication rectally

the prisoners in Guantanamo weren't playing nice so they were given rectal feeding

by bigdong06 December 10, 2014

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Restaurant

A place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Let's go to the new restaurant downtown.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

rock rental

n. an automobile loaned in exchange for crack cocaine.

This term has been especially common in New Orleans, Louisiana.

A synonym is "crack ride" or rent-a-rock.

Citations:

1992 Joe Darby, Greg Thomas Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (Aug. 11) “West Bank School Football Star Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge” p. A1: The dropped public records charge stemmed from what Sheriff’s Office spokesman Capt. John Fortunato called a “rock rental,” where someone loans an automobile in exchange for a rock of cocaine.

1996 Michael Perlstein Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (May 30) “Probation A Safety Net Rife With Holes” p. A1: He admitted he was driving a “rock rental”—a car loaned to him in exchange for crack cocaine—when he rammed into another car.

1997 Louis Edwards N: A Novel (May) p. 52 @ (May, 1998): “A rock rental.…I gave somebody a rock and they let me borrow they car. Just for a day or so. Plus they owed me for another time.” “So you deal crack.”

1998 WGNO-TV @ New Orleans, La. (Video Monitoring Services of America) (Nov. 11) “Television”: C. Hearn Taylor, Juvenile Judge, said there are rock rentals where you can get a gun for a rock.

2005 TCPalm.com (Stuart, Florida) (Sept. 28) “Police recover car allegedly used in drive-by shooting” (in Fort Pierce): Police also arrested Richard LaWayne Simmons, 18, of the 1200 block of McCray Court in Fort Pierce for allegedly stealing the car through a practice known as a “rock rental.” According to a police report, Simmons arranged to “borrow” the dark blue 1998 Acura for an hour Thursday night in exchange for crack-cocaine.

by urban1dict January 10, 2010

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

tom's restaurant

the name of the diner that the seinfeld crew always went to. While the Tom's was blocked out on the show, it is an actual restaurant found in new york that has amazing business thanks to the show.

Tom's restaurant must have great food if they always went there, right?

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004