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I ready

Imagine you get your brain getting melted and then poured out your ear, thats whtat iready does, and if you have adhd its 500x worse YAYYYAY
I ready its burns your eyes
by I HATE IREADY September 25, 2020
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Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Box Set Ready

Someone who is in their late twenties/early thirties who is single but established in life. They are well into their professional career, have a fancy car and own their own house. Their friends around them are settling down and having kids but a box set ready person remains single but is desperate to meet someone and quickly settle down so they can catch up with their settling down friends.

This person is "box set ready."
"My best mate has just got a raise at work and life is going great but she is box set ready!"
by Uglysoxdude January 24, 2017
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if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb
man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021
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WHAT THE LICK READ

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?
by shannonf October 28, 2007
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left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back
You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read
by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019
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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018
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