rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The glorious act of butt fornication

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"

by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006

rectangulate

Describes a vague but much feared form of retaliation.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rectangulate you!"

by Miranda March 30, 2005

RedTacton

Concept of telecommunication through touching.

Word coined from "touch" and "act on" along with the color red, which represents "warm" telecommunications.

RedTacton technology's ultimate aim was to go beyond human-to-machine communications and focus on interaction among humans

by le1 February 22, 2008

Rectal Purge

To release fecal matter from your rectum.

I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.

by Macky T November 26, 2006