rectal blaster

rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass

id like to rectal blaster jass' ass

by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006

rectagon

The shape of your rectum.

Your arse is the perfect little rectagon.

by Shani T. October 3, 2005

rectangicle

A small, gray, rectangle space that a modern office worker shares with another worker - thus, a rectangicle instead of a cubicle.

"Hey Joe, is anyone sitting in your cube with you?"

"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."

by Awesomes007 August 26, 2006

rectaleyeliditis

inflammation of the cord that connects your eyelid to your rectum. Gives you a shity outlook on life.

He/she suffers from a severe case of rectaleyeliditis.

by dixie girl September 6, 2006

Rectal Raspberry

another term for a swollen puckered anus, as it resembles a raspberry with the stem removed.

johnny bent suzi over last night and made jam out of her rectal raspberry

by Mathew Smith April 15, 2008

rectal cavemen

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.

"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"

by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010

Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010