by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019
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Get the Ramen mug.A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.
How to make it:
1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.
2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.
3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.
4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.
5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)
6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
How to make it:
1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.
2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.
3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.
4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.
5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)
6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".
"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".
"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
Get the Ramen mug.The father of the famous and delicious ramen. One who is blessed to have this title is admired by several people.
by DaddyRamenn April 18, 2017
Get the daddy ramen mug.If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:
1) It usually only costs a few cents
2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave
3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
1) It usually only costs a few cents
2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave
3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen
by Overstored Milk March 20, 2023
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Get the ramen curl mug.Ramen with mayonnaise (or with any other noodles, except the spicy ones) is a very tasty combination between the saucy mayo and the soupy noodles, it's even aprooved by jollow2500. "I can see ramen going well with mayonmaise personally" - jollow2500
by atinsh October 10, 2022
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