Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022

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Raccoon Knuckles

Fake meat .....

Burger king chicken nuggets taste like raccoon Knuckles....

by Jtm9887 November 3, 2022

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space raccoon

A space raccoon a person preferably a female who has smugded eyeliner and fuzzy hair

Ricky showed up to the party bodean looking like a space raccoon

by Lafawnda wells March 29, 2015

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Rocket Raccoon

Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god

Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry

by CallMeHoney May 6, 2019

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Sneaky Raccoon

When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.

I gave Rebecca that Sneaky Raccoon, she might press charges.

by Bigdaddyavez November 30, 2019

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