SHE IS A WEIRD HUMAN BEING
by Buig MOZZERELA April 2, 2023
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-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007
Get the crab rancher mug.Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.
Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008
Get the turtle rancher mug.adjective: A woman who is both educated and sophisticated while still being a bit rachet or still acts like she is from the hood. A pretty and otherwise good woman who turns up.
A self proclaimed bad bitch.
A beautiful smart woman totally turnt up.
A self proclaimed bad bitch.
A beautiful smart woman totally turnt up.
She has a masters in education and a great job but she sure was shaking her ass last night at the club, She's sophisti-rachet
Damn she is sexy, smart, and knows how to turn up, she's sohisti-rachet.
Always classy Beyoncé shows she know how to get sophisti-rachet in the new Drunk in Love video.
Damn she is sexy, smart, and knows how to turn up, she's sohisti-rachet.
Always classy Beyoncé shows she know how to get sophisti-rachet in the new Drunk in Love video.
by Lucas Chicago December 26, 2013
Get the Sophisti-Rachet mug.Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021
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Derived from the on and off couple from the sitcom Friends Ross and Rachel.
Derived from the on and off couple from the sitcom Friends Ross and Rachel.
by Wolfo109 November 29, 2017
Get the Ross and Rachel’d mug.A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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