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functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 20, 2008
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retartedtrentonrex

he is a gay native that likes all of his cousins and he likes the dick in his ass he is really retarted he moans in the back of the class he likes a gay guy from yellowkife and he moans to him
he is gay and a homo he likes gay people and he is gay he likes caousin cause his girlfriend is his sister retartedtrentonrex
by gaige forrest March 6, 2017
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retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.
Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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Retarded Flying Flamingo

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.
I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.
by Realmenrideponies September 7, 2010
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fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008
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