Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021

raisin box

a car full of really old people.

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."

by ot b April 17, 2018

Raisin-clit

The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.

by SnortGiggle December 1, 2022

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

Raisin

A weird kid who lives on chicoma that hits people with books

Oh raisin must be coming it smells like lettuce

by Bigslutdad November 18, 2018

Motel 6 Raisin Brand

A covert term most notably used to indicate that you intend to purchase an inexpensive elderly prostitute to a group text message of johns.

Hey guys, I’m headed up to East Bethel to grab some Motel 6 Raisin Brand, I hear it’s AMAZING!

by Yo Noid! September 2, 2022