Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

Quesadillarista

Someone who is excellent at making quesadillas, preferably over a campfire

That was a great quesadilla. Are you a quesadillarista?

by maxwellian June 26, 2014

quesarrhea

An intestinal condition resulting from the over-consumption of cheap Mexican food.

Man, I ate too many quesaritos, and now I have a screaming case of quesarrhea.

by DWMlives July 23, 2014

Queesty

Generally gross, repulsive, or unsavory.

"That old washrag is really queesty."
"I just lost my job. What a queesty turn of events."

by Tweeft October 1, 2015

queso papí

A Mexican pimp. The equivalent of a sugar daddy.

Have you met Devan? He is such a queso papí!

by quesopapí101 November 17, 2015

quesalupa

A quesalupa is a delicious product introduced by Taco Bell. The quesalupa contains any toppings of your choice with cheese inside the shell. The quesalupa takes the form of a taco.

Man I would love a quesalupa from Taco Bell.

by Ben.russell August 31, 2016

quesalupa

A heinous hybrid of a quesadilla and a Chalupa.

The quesalupa from Taco Bell allows you to get diarrhea in a whole new way.

by Dergos July 30, 2016